10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth