10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier