10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."