10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.