10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson