10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?