10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."