10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio