10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer