10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves