10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Welcome to kicker school
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.