10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus