10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak