10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is for loners.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "No river, no fish."