10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.