10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'