10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986