10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."