10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.