10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson