10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer