10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack