10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.