10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.