10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.