10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.