10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm