10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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