10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A