10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is for loners.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.