10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fold and live to fold again
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977