10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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