10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters