10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Welcome to kicker school
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.