10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!