10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.