10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)