10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.