10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.