10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "No river, no fish."