10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.