10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth