10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!