10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob