10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!