10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain