10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.