10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson