10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.