10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for loners.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.